Monday, September 6, 2010

Halloween does not equal HOOSHIE......

I am a avid lover of Halloween. I love to dress up and pretend to be someone else for 1 day.
My mouth waters waiting for that taste I only get at Halloween. ( if you read my blog I posted about this 1 candy a year ago )
I love me some Milk Duds and only eat them on Halloween. Why? NO CLUE... but I do...

So this year we are heading to Disney World and we are participating in Micky's Not So Scary Halloween. So since I will be there I HAVE to dress up, I mean Come on ITS FREAKING DISNEY WORLD!!!

SO for the last few days I have been looking at costumes, and I want to know WHEN did Halloween become a day for woman to dress like total HOOSHIES??? I mean Seriously... I am highly disgusted about just how slutty some of the costumes are.
Now this may really just bother me cause well lets face it. I AM A LARGE GIRL... I got more rolls than Pillsbury.... I stand on the scale and it says
" TO BE CONTINUED " I mean it is NO secret that I am BIG.... or LARGE AND IN CHARGE as I like to call it.

But what happen to dressing like a witch, or a clown or a sweet Raggedy Ann? Well those days are gone. I mean they have Slutty Witches that instead of putting a curse on you is more likely to give you a STD... and Sweet Strawberry Shortcake is NO LONGER SWEET... she is as sultry as it comes...

Come on Please tell me that you all agree with me...
Now Hubby thought it was a great idea to go as a couple theme, Ok
his first choice was Pirate. Sure then I looked at the female costumes and realized if I wanted to go as a pirate I had to have my girls hanging out and the skirt so short that if I bent over I may scare everyone away.. Really tell me, who really wants to see my big Ol' Behind???? Well apparently hubby does cause his next suggestion was Fred and Wilma. Um Fred's costume is do able. Wilma UMMM that's another NEGATORY... I asked him if he had actually ever met me? WHEN IN THE 13 + years we have been together has he EVER seen me in a outfit like that???

So I have come to realizes gone is the day that Halloween was the one day to dress in a fun costume, Now it is all about who can dress the sluttiest.

Oh well. At least my Milk Duds have not forsaken me....

28 comments:

Anne said...

I am right there with you. I can't believe the costumes that are out there. I sure miss the days when dressing up was much more innocent and cute.

Queen Mommy said...

Elise wants to be Raggedy Ann for Halloween this year. So, while looking up costume ideas, I came across "Tragedy Ann," which is basically a goth Raggedy Ann. For my EIGHT YEAR OLD! I mean, SERIOUSLY?! Instead I will be scouring goodwill and trying to find just the right pieces to make costumes, I think.

Toyin O. said...

Funny post, there were some outrageous costumes this year.

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otherwise known as mom said...

Just found your blog through blogfrog...ironically, we just got back from Disney. Best trip there yet. No time to cruise your blog now. I'll surf it tonight for a while, four kids need homework/dinner fixed...you know.
Just had to comment when I linked to you and saw the disney post!

Controlling My Chaos said...

I agree with you 100% on the Halloween costume thingie. The sad thing is, women are buying these types of costumes or they wouldn't be selling them. My hope is that my girls will never wear a hooker costume.

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