Thursday, July 1, 2010

Knock, Knock....Who's There?

Insomnia... CAN I COME AND STAY FOR AWHILE???

UM NO!!! pack your ugly beat up bags and MOVE ON... Oh wait the bags are under my eyes.

SO in case any of you have slept like POOP the last few days I just wanna say I AM SOOOOO WITH YOU....

Monday I had HORRIBLE dreams that made me toss like a Cesar salad,

Tuesday My back was hurting so I slept like POOP, then last night KNOWING I was going to sleep great. ( I mean I WAS DUE FOR IT. ) and I did.

I crashed at 11:30 pm after reading and slept like a LOG until 3:03am when I awoke with a start and was WIDE EYED AND FREAKING BUSHY TAILED... and TOSSED AND TURNED AND NO MATTE HOW LONG I LAID THERE.. I WAS NOT GOING BACK TO SLEEP....

so here it is 6:25pm and I have been at work since 9am this morning and I still have 1 1/2 hours left.
But you know what???


If I can't sleep on my own I will do like they did in the olden days. DOWN A BIG Ol' GLASS OF WINE......sleeping/unconsciousness ( hey you say tomaaato, I say TOE-MA-TOE ) just like Mama used to do. hehehehe

So Mr Sandman where ever you have been hiding the last few nights... YOU BEST BE MAKING A SPECIAL APPEARANCE AT MY BEDSIDE WHISPERING SWEET NOTHINGS INTO MY EARS, OR ELSE!!!!!! I am going to send my DRUNK OL MAMA AFTER YOU.....

FO' SHIZZLE!!!!!

4 comments:

Lowder Living said...

That is so frustrating. I've struggled with insomnia for the last year- on and off- and it's enough to scratch your eyes out. But I think I'm starting to figure out the problem and heading toward an answer. I hope you can figure out the source of your problem and get a good night's sleep. Amazing how something so simple becomes so complicated.

Mindy Skains Independant Scentsy Consultant said...

I KNOW.... well last night was even worse. I didn't go to sleep until 5am and had to be awake at 9:30 for work. I am so over this stuff.

Lowder Living said...

So sorry. I was just remembering that July of last year for me was awful. Most nights I got between 3-4 hours of sleep. It's impossible to function like that! I'll be praying for you.

Jamie H said...

Did you find the Sandman yet? If you did, do you want to send him over to me?