So we go to church on Saturday nights. ( It is what works for our family ) Anywho Darling hubby drove me to work yesterday with the intention of picking me up and rushing across town to get to church ... which is what we do most Saturdays.
NOT YESTERDAY.... See I was swamped the moment I opened the gift shop, so I was trying to help a lady and open my till, ONLY to type all the opening cash into the closing cash spot. (BIG MISTAKE.) so basically when it came time to close the store everything was all sorts of messed up, so there for we didn't make it to church, ( this is the part of the story that gets TO THE POINT of the whole post.
( See I am long winded, maybe that's why my nickname is Windy Mindy )
So seeing how it was to late to go to church we decided to go to the pumpkin patch.
We get to the patch at 5:30 so we have alittle time until it gets dark. We IE me decides we need to go into the corn maze. So we enter....( ok at this point its almost dusk and I feel the urge to use the little girls room ) that alone should have been a SIGN. Oh and all the folks passing us asking if we just entered should have been another sign to TURN BACK AND LEAVE. SO after wondering around for 15min we realize WE ARE LOST!! At this point that little urge to Pee became a I HAVE TO GO NOW!!!
We wondered aimlessly in this Stupid thing for over 1 hour. ( I swear it was a hour ) Darling hubby says I was exaggerating that it was not a hour, but all I know was I had to Pee like nobodies business and as if that was not bad enough
I stepped into mud LOST my shoe ( thankfully got it out but am covered in MUD. )
So lets review
WE ARE LOST
I HAVE TO PEE
AND I AM NOW COVERED IN MUD
oh and you know how they say everything in Texas is bigger?
they are NOT lying.
And as if that was not bad enough it is now DARK. you can't see in front of you so here we are wondering aimlessly in this STUPID corn Maze. ( who the hecks crazy idea was it to go into this HELL? ) Surly not little ol' me.
Darling hubby did like to point out,
that this was another of my crazy NOT PLANNED OUT IDEA'S ( ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I HAVE TO PEE and Your going to throw that out there )
Oh and now they have opened the HAUNTED MAZE and all we hear is people
SCREAMING a CHAINSAW REVVING and more Screaming. AHHH it was a fun night.
So the next time you think you will be going to the pumpkin patch to have great family moments DON"T GO INTO THE CORN MAZE... TURN AND RUN!!!