thought I would make today be all about FUNNIES.... I want to hear all about your FUNNIES.
they can be embarrassing moments. Or something your kids said that was funny or something
So I know that I am new to the whole Blog Frog and I have already made some great friends. So
this is your chance Great new friends to come out of the shadows of the LURKING LOOP man
of you have fallen into and Post your Funny... Come on don't be shy. We are all family here.
I will start out with a Funny.
Let me take you back to a time long ago, when I was younger, ALOT thinner,
immature-er-er(sp) and well just plain cuter.
I was 17 and a shift supervisor at our local DQ. ( ya-ya-ya You know your all jealous ) any who it
was summer and we happen to have a sundae sale going on. I was training a new gal on the
register, So I was having her ring folks up as I made her food. Well we were quite busy and me
being my spunky younger thinner self was quite fast at getting the desserts made. I was a Bad
Tush on the blizzard machine... Oh sorry I was daydreaming. where was I? Oh yes I was
making her food. No we were busy... Yeah that's it. We were busy.
so this man asks for a butterscotch sundae and she starts to ring him up.
( you all see where this is going? )
so it was customary to ask the customer if he wanted the works. so here I am in my crisp
chocolate splattered shift supervisor blouse and I say with my head held high.. in a confident
WOULD YOU LIKE WHIPPED CREAM ON YOUR NUTS?
Yes ladies and gentlemen I have just turned a family run business into a soft porn DQ....
Not realizing what I said until it was far to late. I apparently offended the customer
( not the man nest to him of course ) I excused myself from the front counter as fast as my little
tush could carry me.
So there you have it. That was my funny. Now its your turn.
Lets SPILL THE BEANS.